So, interesting thing happened to me this morning - I caught fire. I was lighting a hob on the oven, and as the gas lit, so too did my dressing gown.  I waved my arm up and down and the flames went out, which was fine. Then I noticed my back was on fire. Thankfully the words 'Stop. Drop. Roll.' came in to my head and after thrashing about on the floor for a few moments I managed to put them all out.

 

My housemate thinks that this is the funniest thing that has ever happened in the history of the world. Even though I came away from the incident unscathed - I find it slightly less amusing.

 

I skived work this morning (I was planning to do this even before I set myself alight, that was pretty much the nail in the coffin). Just couldn't face it. I'm seriously considering just dropping everything and wandering the Earth. Leave me a message if you think I should go. I am also welcoming inspired ways I could get myself fired or quit.

 

Sorry about the lack of writing since Christmas.

 

Bareback Mountain is severely overrated. That's not to say it's particularly bad, but it's not nearly as good as people have been making out. I personally thought Jarhead was much better.